17 again.
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Ellie: There was a time in my life when I too loved Edward Cullen. When Jacob was merely a blimp on my radar screen. But then, something changed. Maybe I changed. Maybe I learned the value of a guy who was also my friend. But most likely, Jacob changed. When he took off his shirt in “New Moon”, I saw those changes and I was like, “Yes! I wanna bake cookies on your stomach.”
Mariana: No. Those are fake abs.
Ellie: These are not fake abs.
Mariana: They are too fake. The’re CGI, just like the wolves.
Ellie: These are real. His abs are real.
Mariana: If those abs are real, then the dude who plays Jacob deserves an Oscar.
Ellie: Yeah, he does deserve an Oscar. He does deserve an Oscar. He does.
- Saturday Night Live 35x09